Need. Help. Now. (Zaad)

Ok Girlz. I'm doing it. I'm going on Match.com. In fact, I just came from there. I got stuck.

And I can't continue without help. Seriously. Here's where I stopped:

Describe yourself and your ideal match:

And then they give no less than 4000 character spaces to do so. Yeah, right. I was thinking I would just post my fucking blog address and be done with it, but then I figured no one would probably ask me out.

Kidding. I'm an awesome writer.

Well, apparently not. As 2Cents (Riley) would say: it looks like I've got *the writer's block,*

So. Start writing, please.