One of the Weirder Nights Of My Life (Zaad)

So.

I met dh's new girlfriend tonight. It was kind of like an out of body experience...TG and I on the porch, socializing with dh and B. And yes, he calls her B. For Bridget. Whatever.

And you know what? I actually liked her. You know, thus far. But my gut tells me she's ok and that is nothing to be ignored. We all openly acknowledged the awkwardness of the situation right from the start, but that did nothing to ease the actual awkwardness.

I was my typical self, asking a million and one questions, trying to soak up as much knowledge about a person in as short a time as possible, but honestly, I think that was a good thing. It went very well, and I feel 100% better. Now that I think about it, I could actually see myself liking HER more than him. [He'll probably fuck it up anyways, so it's not like I'm gonna get attached, but you know, if they do work out....]

And you wanna hear what made me decide to like her? Of course you do or you would have stopped reading already. Duh. I had said that dh and I get along very well, with the exception of the times that dh decides to NOT tell me things. That is literally the only time we argue. And she says this:

"Yeah. I was the one who said he should tell you I would be there this weekend. In case the boys said something and all..."

What? Really? I looked right at dh and said:

"You are an asshole. I cannot believe you." What I wanted to do was then turn to HER and say "good luck with this." But I am working on an award for *restraint.* And I'm doing really well.

So that was that.

Oh, and then TG and I went into the garage for sneaky garage sex. It was full of *the awesome.*

Just sayin'.