Divorces Suck Big Donkey Dick (Zaad)

So everyone knows whats goin' on with Lulu and her soon-to-be ex-hubby. Well, Mr. Ex stopped by my branch today and literally seemed to want to be-friend with me. As if.

He literally waved his ring-less hand at me, smiling, and had this weird fake-charm thing going. It reminded me of dh. What is it with men? I was certain that he was there so I would text Lulu immediately after and gossip about him and her. She hadn't told me yet that they had taken their rings off and that everything was going through for good-good (but we all kinda knew). I felt like he had come in *first* to show me almost in an effort to get back at Lu for telling his mom about the divorce.

But I didn't.

He reads her texts, so I was not giving him the satisfaction. Sorry, dude, she is one of my best friends. No one is fooled by your fake niceness. Obviously, I'm on her side. Duh. As if.

But I feel bad for them. I know that this is just the beginning of the mind games and the roller coaster ride, especially for Lulu. I remember, too well, those nights of the whole Dr. Jekyll/Mr.Hyde thing coming out when two people who are getting divorced are still expected to co-habitate for the time being.

It's way worse than food poisoning. I mean, it really sucks THAT BAD.

But she has us. Her kids. Her parents.

They will all get through this in one piece, just a shit ton of suffering between then and now. For that, I'm sorry.

Just sayin'.