Mean Girls Suck (Zaad)

Or: How Did I End Up Back In High School? Let me tell you something: I have never appreciated (or wanted to have near me) my friends like I did today. And I didn't even see you guys. This is a warning: I am about to start a rant. Today we went to TG's best friend's kid's birthday party. He turned 9 and oddly enough, despite having a complete BITCH for a mom, he's a nice kid. And I have tried, I mean, I have REALLY FUCKING TRIED to be this girl's friend, but it is not going to work out. At all. Let me start off by saying this about Todd's wife (and then I will get to why I want to kick her in the face, and so will you): first of all, she's hard to like. She just isn't very friendly. I have tried to tell myself that she's just not someone who opens up very quick. She also doesn't sleep with her husband. TG and I have heard them BOTH mention that they don't have a sex life anymore. AND she had, in the past, once asked her husband if they could have an *open* marriage. Ok, I have always thought she was shady, but she's MARRIED TO TG's BEST FRIEND. I have always also kinda felt like she has the hots for TG, but *oh no, that's ridiculous!* Yeah, whatever. The last time we saw them at TG's kids' party, she barely spoke to me. I asked TG if she had an issue with me and he assured me that she likes me and that's just how she is, blah, blah, blah.... So we walk into the party today at this stupid arcade and TG's ex-girlfriend is sitting with her. I didn't know who she was or anything until TG pulled me aside and said "I have to tell you, that's my ex-girlfriend. I didn't know she'd be here." I was pissed. I have no desire to sit for 2 hours with someone who used to fuck my boyfriend. At the very least, I should have been warned. Or given an option. Or been prepared. It's awkward. And to have it sprung on me felt, well, very yucky. When TG walked away, she outright asks me "So, are you pissed about Cindy being here?" And I said "Yes, I am. Why didn't you tell us?" and she said "Well you guys just have to get over it because TG is friends with Todd and I am friends with HER so deal with it." EXCUSE ME, BITCH?? It was an awesome 2 hours of awkwardly acting like everything was fine, despite every time that I walked away, those 2 would sit real close, whisper, look at me, and stop talking when I came back. Nice. I'm sorry, I thought I was in my 30s. Apparently I am in High School with MEAN GIRLS. I was so not pleased. All I wanted was my girlz. It was, and IS complete and utter bullshit. TG and I have enough on our plates without adding ex-girlfriend drama and weirdo craziness trying to stir up drama. It's completely uncalled for. And YES, I acted like I was fine. And I was VERY polite to them both. The entire time. But she, and her hots for my boyfriend, can SUCK MY ASS. She is a worthless piece of white trash (as opposed to the nice white trash that I am) and I actually called her a cunt to TG. Because she is. And I don't want anything to do with her. I can't even imagine Bex, Lulu, or Tink inviting one of my exes to a party and NOT warning me. It would just never happen. Despite all of our own drama, there are boundaries, people. BOUNDARIES.